Older, But Wiser?

Yep, I am now a year older, but I don't know if I am any wiser. I seem to keep making the same mistakes. Maybe I'm going about this whole being human thing all wrong. I would ask for a big clue by four, but I'd be afraid my apartment would burn down. The powers that be tend to take drastic measures with me. I get so caught up in stuff and obsess about things...mostly about things that are absolutely trivial. Maybe I should run away and join the circus.

I just adore being manic depressive.