Puff is coming to take me away...

So Ok, this must be the week for really disturbing dreams. I was in a resturant or somewhere...dream... hello...but there was a couch I was standing next to. I saw through the window a cloud formation coming towards me. It was vaguely dragon shaped. I noticed it was getting bigger and getting more defined. I had the choice between running or staying and waiting for something to happen. Apparently my lizard brain named chicken little decided I needed to dive between the couch and the wall. I struggled to cover myself with this measly blanket...my leg was still uncovered. I heard the dragon beastie getting closer and I knew it was now in the room. Cowering under the sheet, I could hear it's breath and deperately hoped it would not notice me.
Now remember, this is not your garden variety fire breathing snarling demonic dragon...no no no...this was a fluffy Puff the Magic Dragon / Falcore from the Never Ending Story type dragon. I suddenly feel this cold wet nose on the back of my leg and... I shit you not... I screamed like a little girl. I jumped up and scrambled out from the couch and high tailed it out of the resturant. My lizard brain thought I was about to become kitty food. I ran down the street still screaming my head off. I was fumbling with my cell phone trying to find a friend's phone number. Ok, now imagine running in terror screaming like a little girl and you tell me how easily you scroll through your cell phone menu options.
Well, I couldn't find the damn thing and I knew his phone number was in there. If only I could call him...he would know how to deal with this dragon...I forced my reality to make his number appear on the screen...thank goodness for my mad lucid dreaming skills...and I got the phone to ring. A man with a deep gruff voice answered with a grumpy hello and that's it...I wake up. Of course I'm freaked at this point trying to figure out if someone is attacking me in my apartment...nope...house is clear...no spirits...wards and shields are still intact...cat is sound asleep...it was just me.

So anyone who knows me is going to giggle their asses off...one...I don't scream and run when dragons are chasing me...two...I am part dragon...three...what the hell is puff doing in my dreams. I think I need a dream analyst on retainer...I would make for a great dream study experiment ;)