My Inner Child is Covered in Chocolate

"Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a tastykake"

I'm so jonesing...I look them up online and I'm thinking of ordering a case! These are the best pastries on the planet! I live in the land of no Tastykakes ....arrrrgghh!!! Whine, whine, whimper pathetically. I had a small tease when I went to Pennsic...they had them at the truckstop I went to before I left for Indiana...but they did NOT have chocolate Kandy Kakes...must have chocolate Kandy Kakes...its a moral imperative.