Resistance is Futile

I was in the bathroom at work and went into a stall, decided not to use that stall, and went into another one. A lady asked me why I moved and I said (without thinking of course) there was a cootie borg on the toilet seat and I was afraid it would jump up my ass and try to assimilate me.

She just giggled herself into frenzy…luckily she was already on the toilet.

The weirdest shit just comes flying out of my head some days.