Don't Eat Yellow Snow

Sage advise from my mom..."Never underestimate the power of a blow job and don't eat yellow snow."

I think the meaning of life is buried somewhere in that statement; I just have not found it yet.

So I wait in anticipation for the 16 inches of snow they predict we are about to get tonight. My company has already told us they are shutting down tomorrow. Guess I gotta stock up on chocolate...gods help me if I'm stuck in my apartment for two days without chocolate!